Plateless, but not lawless.
To every cop aimlessly wandering the streets of Mountain View (or any other town where three patrol cars per two city blocks is completely unnecessary), just because you bear the ridiculous combination of a badge and nothing to do, I request that you stop making everyone's commute that much more unenjoyable. You were that pimple-faced tough guy in middle school who barely graduated to high school, where you ridiculed the geeks, only to again graduate (barely) and found yourself too stupid to get into college and too prideful to go anywhere else. Wow, you made it to the Police Academy whereupon graduating, you could continue to give people shit for no good reason and maintain legality. Congratulations. Thank you for "serving and protecting," all the while exercising the concept of probable cause analogously to your dog taking a piss on your living room carpet.
4 comments:
oh good. you SCARED me! goodness. i may be a car magnet, but you're a COP magnet! :p Hope everything else is going well!
ooh that's horrible Tae, too bad it wasn't a woman cop - you could have flashed your million dollar smile and she would have melted.
it's official. the number of times you have come into contact with the po-po given the time period is definitely above average. maybe you are being profiled :? in which case if you are, i say you read vibe on how to take back control of the street. ;)
um.. boston cops. You say it was the boston cops who had the problem. .and now it's the SF cops?
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i say. that you stop driving like you're in a car race. and start driving with two hands on the wheel.
shoot. i'm getting naggy like mom.
sorry.
but you know you need to drive like a granda on sunday in the suburbs of MA now with your record, don't you?
love you,
nooona.
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